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A parrot shits on a santa Santa shouts angrily: "CHADDI NAYI PEHENTA KYA" Da parrot shouts back: "TU CHADDI MAIN KARTA HAI KYA?"
Captain of Military: Naujawano age bado Santa aage nhi bada Captain: tm aage Q nhi bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!
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Santa wins 20 cr 4m Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Santa: Give me 20cr or else return my 20Rs.!
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Raging k Waqt Ladko Ne Ek Ladki Se Kaha Ek Sawal Ka Jawab Do, Patna Kaha Hai? Ladki:Bihar Mein. Boy-Hum Kya Mar Gaye Hai Jo Bihar Mein Patogi...
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Pappu museum main gaya Or waha 1 purani murti ko tod diya. PoLice: tumne 5000 saal purani Murti tod di... Pappu- thank god, mujhe lag k nayi thi.
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Mausam tha suhana, Mohabbat ka tha bahana, DULHE ke mud me tha ki dulhan se sune koi gana, Dulhan ne suru kiya gana-BHAIYA MERE RAAKHI KE BANDHAN KO..
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In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai, In k peche itna bhagna fazool hai Jis din kisi ladki ne keh diya I LOVE U To samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.
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Pappu museum main gaya Or waha 1 purani murti ko tod diya. PoLice: tumne 5000 saal purani Murti tod di... Pappu- thank god, mujhe lag k nayi thi.
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Raging k Waqt Ladko Ne Ek Ladki Se Kaha Ek Sawal Ka Jawab Do, Patna Kaha Hai? Ladki:Bihar Mein. Boy-Hum Kya Mar Gaye Hai Jo Bihar Mein Patogi...
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Santa wins 20 cr 4m Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Santa: Give me 20cr or else return my 20Rs.!
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Captain of Military: Naujawano age bado Santa aage nhi bada Captain: tm aage Q nhi bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!
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A parrot shits on a santa Santa shouts angrily: "CHADDI NAYI PEHENTA KYA" Da parrot shouts back: "TU CHADDI MAIN KARTA HAI KYA?"
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Santa wins 20 cr 4m Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Santa: Give me 20cr or else return my 20Rs.!
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"Girlfriend" is like "Paanipuri" always TASTY "Lover" is like "Pizza"HOT n SPICY "Wife" is like"Dal-Chawal" no other option bt GOOD 4 Health
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Naukrani: malik Chote baba ne Cokroch Kha liya. malik Oh God Call DR. Naukrani: AAp Tension na Lo maine Chote baba Ko bay Gon Pila Dia
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Santa & hiswife went 4Divorce.Judge: U have 3 kids. How will u divide them?Santa thinks & says-Ok.. We will come nt year with 1 more
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Wife was running after a garbage truck, "Am I too late for the garbage?"Hubby following her yelled, "Not yet. Jump in."
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dukhi Pappu bola-esi zindgi se mot achiAchanak yamdut Aye bole"Tumhari jAn lene ka hukm hePappu-Lo Batao,Ab Insan Mazak b nahi kr skta
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"Girlfriend" is like "Paanipuri" always TASTY "Lover" is like "Pizza"HOT n SPICY "Wife" is like"Dal-Chawal" no other option bt GOOD 4 Health
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Papa-Tumhe Mana kiya tha Na use Baat nai Karne Ko Dipu-Sorry Papa Mujhe Ghajini Hogaya tha Papa-Ghajni wo kya he Dipu-Short time Memory Loss
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Santa hotel me khali katori me roti dubo k kaha rha tha Waiter-ye kese khana kaha rahe ho? S-main maths ka teacher hu dal suppose ki hui hai
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Father: Jab bhi tu koi galti karta hai chinta ke mare mera 1 bal safed ho jata hai. Ladka: Tabhi mein sochu DaDaJI ke sare bal safed kyu hai
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Girl Proudly Says: Meri 2Har Sans Pe1 Insan MartaH Boy: Yaar Phir Tum Koi Achha Tooth Paste Istemal Kyon Nhi Karti???
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A sardar passing through a jungle A churail stops him & says-HOO HOO HA HA,Ma churail hu. Sardar-Janta hu teri ek behan mere ghar Bhi hai..
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Teachr:Water ka formula batao.. Studnt:H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3 HCl etc.. T:Whats this? S:Sir,this is polluted water of river Ganga! -Think abt it
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Interviewer= Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow? Sardar=O Ya ji y not! My phone rings..GREEN GREEN,I PINK it up and say YELLOW
Interviewer: To bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega? Santa: PANI nai hoga to Insan Tairega kaise? Aur Tairega nahi to doob jayega
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Tchr: wht is the formula of water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO Tchr: wht r u talking about? Sardar: Last time you told me that formula is H to O .
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PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE: At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girls Treats Her Husband As GOD, Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed..!!
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Bhakt Swami se: SwamiJi mera Puja Mein Mann Nahin Lagta Kya Karu?? Swami:Uss Puja Ko Mere Paas Bhejo, Shayad Mera Mann Lag Jaaye..
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Dhire Dhire Apna Bana Gaya Koi. Pyar ke SuhanE Sapne Dikha Gaya Koi. Aye ALLAH! Ye pyar Hi Hai Ya. Phir Se "CHUNA" Laga gaya koi
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Ek Bhoot Ne Dusre Bhoot Se Kaha, Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai Na 'Ladke Marne Ke Baad Bhoot Ban Jate Hai, Aur Ladkiyaan Chudel Ki Chudel Hi Rehti He
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Son to father: Remember, U promised me Rs.5000 if, I passed this year Well, I have got great news. U have just saved Rs.5000.
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Santa se puchha ki-"Tum next janam me kya ban'na pasand karoge? Santa-"Ek Chuha" Why? Bcoz meri wife sirf chuhe se hi darti he..!
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Banta- kal maine ek bus ke piche bhagkar ticket ke 30rs bachaye. Santa- Abe bewakuf taxi ke piche bhagta to 100rs bacha leta buddu.
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Santa Roz 2 hours Pooja Karta Tha-"Bhagwan,Meri Lottery Lagade" 11 Sal k Baad Bhagwan Gusse Me Prakat Hue or Bole-Abe Ek Bar Ticket to Lele.
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Ek Sardar Ko Puri Raat Machharo Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya Uski Khopadi Sarki Sardar Ne Zeher Piya Aur Bola..."Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maroge.
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A student atachd 100Rs Note 2 his test paper & wrote "Rs 1 for 1 mark" Paper checkr Santa sent him Rs 81 back & wrote "U got 19 marks" .Keep d change
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Teacher:maine tumhe kutte pe essay likhne kaha tha,kahan likha? Sharma jr:sir kya karta.jaise hi kutte pe pen rakhta tha,wo bhag jata tha
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1 aurat ne ishara krke tej a rhi bus ko roka. Driver:Kaha jana h? Aurat:Jana to khi nhi.Bacha ro raha hai.Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja Do
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Pahla Dost: Mere Pas Bangla Hai, Gaadi Hai, Bank Me Lokar Hai. Tumare Pas Kaya Hai? Dusra Dost: "Mere Pas In Sab Ki Duplecat Chaabi Hai
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3 BOYS WERE GOING ON BIKE. POLICEMAN GIVES HAND TO STOP.. ONE BOY SHOUTED "OYE PEHLE HI 3 BETHE HAI TU KAHAN BETHE GA..
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Boy said 2 Girl-Com in2 my heart Girl-Saindal Nikalu Kya? Boy-hat Pagli,Mera Dil koi Mandir Thodi na he, Saindal pehan ke B Aa sakti ho
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse me aate hai or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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Toofani Barish me Raat ko 1 Aadmi Pizza Lene Aaya Shopkeepr-Aap Maried he? Aadmi-Is Tofani Barish me kya Meri Maa muje Baijegi
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Banta:Y chaaku Q ubaal rahe ho? Santa:Suicide krne k liye Banta:To Fir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai? Santa:Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:- Labz Tere, Geet Mere, Gazal Koi Sunaau Kya ? Ladki=Hath Mere, GaaL Tere, Kaan K Niche Bajau Kya?
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University Prof.Askd a Qstn in VIVA WAts d diffrnce B/w ignorAnce & ApAthy? He gAv 'A' GrAde 2a Studnt Who Answrd I dnt Knw & I Dnt CAre
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Papa: rat ko tum pe kar room me gir gaye the. son: kya batau Papa,sab galat sangat ka natija he 6 dost,6 beer ki botal aur 5 sale pite nhi.
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Police 2 Sharabi:Wher R U going? Sharabi : Daru pine ke nuksan pe pravachan sunne Police : Itni rat ko kon pravachan deta he? Sharabi :Biwi .
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Wo shirt badi nirali thi, Jo tumne apne dost ki shaadi me nikali thi. Wah wah Tum par mar miti thi wo ladki Jo puri barat me sabse kali thi.
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Dad: Tum hamesha pehla jhagda karte ho, fir baad mein maafi mangte ho. Apni aadat badlo! Son: Ok dad. Ab se pehle maafi, baad mein jhagda!!
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Tchr: Why has d govt fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Santa: Govt ko pata he ki desh sambhalna asan he, lekin biwi ko nhi..
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Santa:-Why u got failed in ur Maths exam? Son:Once Madam said (3+5=8) Next day she said (4+4=8) & then she said (6+2=8) what will i do?
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Boy: 'Mummy, if I failed in this exam I'll commite suicide'. Mother: 'Shut up! never say that. If you try to do so I'll just kill you'.
Kabhi Shikayat na labo pe layenge Kaha hai Dost,to dosti nibhayenge Koi Tumhari Burai mere samne kre Kasam khuda ki hum bi ha me ha milaynge
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Mariz: Is operation se muje kuch ho jaaye to, Tum is doctor se shadi kar Lena.. Wife: kyo? Mariz: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi ek rasta he
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Santa ko ladki hui Biwi:suno ji,jab ye badi hogi toh ladke isse patayenge Santa:Maine iska hal dhund liya hai hum iska nam"DIDI" rakhenge!
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Kyo mausam ki tarh badal jate ho kyo roj mera dil dukhate ho meri ruh tak kaap jati h ye sunkar ki aap BARTAN DHONE KI SABUN se nahate ho
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Santa-Mujse Vada Kr K Teri Biwi Ki Pahli Kiss Muje Lene Dega Banta-Vada Par Meri B 1Shart H Snta-Bol? Bnta-Mai Shadi Teri Bahan Se Krunga
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2 sardar 1st:Aj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Lo 2nd:Pichly Saal B Tum Nahae They 1st:Ha,Bus Usi Din Sy Saf Rahny Ki Adt Par Gai
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Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar? sardar:Qalam Behtr H Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay
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Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium? Saradr:BA Pr:For sodium? Sr:NA Pr:What will we get if 1 atom of BA&2 atoms of NA? Sr:BANANA !!
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Sharabi Pati:Darwaja Kholo Wife Ne Darwaja Khola Pati:Tu Kaun He? Wife:Aila Mujhko Hi Bhul Gaya! Pati:Nasha Hr Gum Bhula Deta Hai BEHAN.
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Santa calls wife-Ghar nhi aa sakta car ka stering,gear sab chori ho gya he 5 min bad Santa-Aa raha hu,pehle galti se piche baith gaya tha
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Munnabhai: "Circuit,agar bus pe tu chade,ya fir tujpe bus chad Jaye to kya hoga"!! Circuit:"bole to bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
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Ye duniya bhi badi ajeeb hai, Jab aap chup rehte he to wo aap ko Bewaqoof samajhti hai or Jab bolte he to unka shaq yakin me badal jata hai..
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SASI askd 2 a lady.what is ur new car's name? lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T" SASI: U r lucky, My car starts with PETROL.
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On airport 3 ppl waitin 4 their sons- Hindu=mere amirjade ne Ana he Muslim=hamare nawabjade ne Aana hai Sardar=saade v haramjade ne Aana hai
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Hathi aur chiti ka vivah hua,Dusare din hathi mar gaya,chiti boti "Wah re mohabbat 1 din ka pyar diya or sari umar kabra khodne ka kam diya.
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A boy was folowing a Girl, Girl Replied:-Don't follow me, my SISTER is Cuming behind u Boy replied:-Don't Worry My brother is Following her.
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Pappu-Dad,Mai Itna Jawan Kab Banunga K Mummy Ko Bina Bataye Ghar Se Bahar Ja Saku Santa-Beta,Itna Jawan To Aaj Tak Mai Bi Nahi Bana.
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A chinti saw a box of 'gud' at the same time she saw a handsome "MAKODA". chinti left gud & followed Makoda Bcoz Gud se meetha ishq ishq.
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Jin-Kya Hukm Hai Mere Aaka? Pappu-Mere a/c Me 10 Crore Cash Aur Ketrina Se Shadi 10 Second Me Kra Do? Jin-Aaka! Hukm Karo,Haramipan nhi
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SAWAAL: Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai? JAWAAB: Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali hai.
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Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television & Tell-a-woman.
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