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Tiwinkle-2 yaran di car Khadke glassi in d bar, Punjabi bhangra te chicken try tuhanu New Year di lakh lakh vadhai "Happy New Year"
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Have joy, success,cheers & EXPRESS Ur Self 2 d Limit In All through d SpaRKLing upcoming year of 2009 ***HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009***
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O myDear forget ur Fear Let all ur Dreams b clear Never put Tear Plz Hear I want to tell 1thing in ur Ear Wishing u a vry HaPpY nEw YeAr 2009..
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A year No 12 months No 366 days No 8784 hours No 527040 minutes No 31622400 seconds Comes 2 an end.. Very HaPpy New Year to U & Ur Family
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Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya Bnta:Aj toh maze se ki hogi? Snta:Khaak maze se ki,radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya,khade-khade krni padi!
Apna hath sir par firao, 1 bar fir firao, 2 bar firao, Chalo 1 bar fir dono hath firao, Ab to yakin aa gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hote.
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Waiter gives bill 2 Santa. Santa:Take this card. Waiter:Bu t sir,this is Ration card. Santa:So what? U hv written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
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Teacher 2 Ramu="TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" is shlok ka kya arth hai? Ramu=Tum so jayo maa,me Jyoti k pass ja raha hu...
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Teacher=Delhi me kutubminar hai.. Santa was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up Teacher=what i said Santa=Delhi me kutta bimar hai...
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Jab Apka Janam hua, Badal fata, Adbhut Roshani hui, God khud sab ke samne Prakat hue or bole-"SORRY,Galti ho gai.Please ADJUST kar lena"
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One Kanjus on his death time. My wife Where r u? Wife=YeS I'm here Kanjus=My sons r u all here!! Yes!Papa To Fir us room me pankha Q On Hai!!
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Banta-Ye chitthi tum kise likh rahe ho? Santa-khud ko. Banta-Isme kya likha hai? Santa-maloom nhi. Banta- kyun? Santa-Abhi mujhe mili kaha.
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Sharabi Pati:Darwaja Kholo... Wife Ne Darwaja Khola Pati:Tu Kaun He? Wife:Aila Mujhko Hi Bhul Gaya! Pati:Nasha Hr Gum Bhula Deta Hai BEHAN.
Uthetay Hai Jab Ye Haath Dua Ko, Rab Se Tere Liye Hi Faryaad Karte Hai, Tum Humain Bhula Bhi Do To Kya, Hum To Tumhe Har Pal Yaad Karte Hai.
Interviewer: what is your birth date?. Santa: 13th October. Which year?. Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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In A Cricket Ground.. Security:Cricket Match Is Over Now,Why R U Stil Sitting? Sardar: oye..yaar!! Iam waiting for HIGHLIGHT play
Nokrani: malkin udas kyun ho? Malkin: mujhe lagta hai unka office me kisi se chakkar hai! Nokrani: nahi wo mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte
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Jo mujhe bhule unka mobile kho jye.. charger jal jaye, Sim block ho jye.. Miscal kare to recieve ho jaye.. Card load kare to balance hi na aye!
SMS karne k 4 fayde 1 Mobile ko jang nahi lagti.. 2 Timepaas ho jata he 3 Aap jise sms karenge o khush rahega 4 Apko koi KANJUS NAHI KHega
Ravan-1 Cigerate do. .Hanuman-Mai nhi dunga.. Ram-Are 1de do,tere pass to pura packet he Hanu-Sale ki 10 mathe he,pura packet lag jayeg
Intviewr:Wher does d sun go in d nite? Sardr:It doesn't go anywher Intwr:Superb pls continue. Sardr:bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 see it
WIFE:- Suniyeji Aapka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai, Aap use Rokte Kyu nahi ? Husband :- Mein use kyu roku? usne muje roka tha kya.
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Mom: Tina kyu ro rahi ho? Tina: Teacher ne mara. Mom: Kyu? Tina: Maine usko Murghi kaha kyuki usne mujhe test mein Anda diya
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Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho? Halwai:30 Saal Se! Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat hai Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani!!
LALU watching Footbal Match:Itne $are Log Futbal Ko Lat Q Mar Rhe He? P.A:$ir,Goal Krne K Liye Lalu:$asuri Gol Hi To He or Ktna Gol Krege?
Teacher-Where Were u Born.. Pappu-Tiruvanatapuram.. Teacher-Ok,Come & Write The Spelling On d Board Pappu-Sorry Teacher.I Was Born In GOA
One populer slogen at working place : "Safety First.. Work Must.." > I'm saying it in our words : "Love Must but Parentes First.."
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Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho? Halwai:30 Saal Se! Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat hai Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani!!
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Ravan-1 Cigerate do... Hanuman-Mai nhi dunga... Ram-Are 1de do, tere pass to pura packet hai... Hanuman-Sale ki 10 mathe he, pura packet lag jayeg
Santa:Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mai Pagal ho jaunga. Jeeto:Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch v kar sakta hai............
Santa double deckar bus me upar jakar baithe,Jaise hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaye.. Condctr-Niche kyu aye... Santa-Oye upar driver nhi he......
Principal: Y u r late? Santa: Bike puncture sir!! Princpal: Y can't u come in bus? Santa: I am not that much rich to buy bus sir...
Ladki Wale-Hamko Ladka Psand H Shadi Kab Krni Hai? Ladke Wale- Abhi To Ladka Study Kar Raha Hai.. Ldki w -Hmari Ladki Koi Bandriya Nhi Jo Buk Fad Degi
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Kore Kagaz Pe Likha Hai Tera Naam,Tasvir B Utari He Aur Likha He Ye Paigam..............Jinda Ya Murda Pakadne Wale Ko 1,000 Rs. Ka Inam
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Pati: Aaj tumne Ye kaisa Khana Banaya he "GOBAR jaisa. Patni: Hey RAM. Is Aadmi ne Kya-Kya taste Kar rakha he
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Girl:Is dress ka kya price he? Shopkeper:--Sirf 5 kiss. Girl:Aur us dress ka? Shopkpr:10 kiss Girl:dono dress pack kar do,bill DAADI denge
Wats dffrnce btwn PROBLEM,TALENT&LUCK ? 2 Boys love 1 girl = "PROBLEM" 1 Boy loves 2 girls = "TALENT" 2 Girls loves 1 boy= "LUCK" .
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Beta-5 rs. De Do.. Papa-Kya Karega... Beta-Mere Sare Fnds Ka Account h Mai Bhi Khulwaunga... Papa-Very Good. Kaha Pe? Beta-Cigratte Ki Dukan pe.
Agar Basanti Ki Mausi Thakur Ko Rakhi Bandhe To Basnti & Thakur Ka Kya Rishta Hua... Kuch b Nhi Apna Kaam Karo Thakur k hath Hi Nahi The..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Beta. Papa log chand per gaye hum suraj per jayengay. Papa:-suraj ki garmi se hum jal jayengay. Beta:koi bat nahi hum raat mein jayengay.
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Teacher: What is your father's name? Student:- Butter Red Government. Teacher: How? Student: Because his name is Makhan Lal Sarkar!!
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Husband To Wife-Tum Meri Zindagi Ho..Or WIFE-Or Kya Tell Me Or Kya Wife Shouted-Tell Me Or Kya? Husband-Aur Laanat Hai Aisi Zindagi Pe
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Boy: I think hum dono ek sath nahi rah sakte Girl: Kya mere papa se mile the Boy: No! Mai tumhari choti bhen se mila tha
Pyaar karoge pareshaan rahoge. Shaadi karoge sharabi banoge. Divorce doge devdas banoge.. Hamse dosti karoge to SMS karne me expert banoge...
Teacher: Oxygen is must for breathing. It discover in 1773. Santa: thank God i was born after that. Pehle paida hota to mar hi jata.
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Gabbar-O Murgi Tuje 2Ande Dene Ko Kaha Tha 1 Kyo Dia? Tuje Mujse Dar Nai Lagta? Murgi-Dar Ki Wajah Se 1 Anda Diya he Waise Main Murga hu.
Ek operation k bad patient bola-- "Doctor saab kya ab me Thik hu"? Jawab mila:-- "Beta doctor to niche reh gaye" mein to Chitragupt hu "
Arz kiya hai-aapka dogi aapse oobh gya. .jaake gande naale me doob gya doobte hue bola ab aur zulm nhi sahenge... ek ghar me do-do nhi rhenge.
Xam's song: Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sare jage, dekho pakdo yaron, ye course aage bhage,ek pariksha khatam to duji, shuru ho gayi MAMU!!
In USA every year Edison's bday is celebrated by power cut for 2 mins. But here due to over respect, We celebrate it daily for 3-4 hrs! :-)
Beta-5 rupey De Do.. Papa-Kya Karega... Beta-Mere Sare Fnds Ka Account hai Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.. Papa-Very Good. Kaha Pe? Beta-Cigratte Ki Dukan Par
Father:Beti Aaj Tum Ne Phone par Sirf 1 Ghanta Bat Ki, Tum Ne To Kbhi 4 Ghante Se Kam Baat hi Nhi Ki? Beti:"Papa Yeh Wrong Number Tha"...
DiL ka Dard Batana Mat... Aankho Me Aansu Lana Mat... Is Baar Pitayi Bahut Hogi... IsLiye Masjib Se ChappaL churana Mat... Chappal Chor..
Master:- Kal kyu nahi ayaa tha. Boy:- Sir girlfriend se milne gaya tha. Master:- Kisliye? Boy:-Yes sir,liye na,bahut saare kiss Liye.
Arz kiya hai.. Ikhtiyar-e-tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!! (wah wah wah) Jab iska matlab samajh me aaye to mujhe bhi bata dena!
Dipu Ka sawal:--- Q-Sabse akalmandi ka kaam konsa hai? A-Apne Dost k mobile se Call karna:) Q-Azadi ka Din konsa hai? A-jab apni BV Kho jaye :)
Aamir-SRK Fight..>Aamir cant use biggest brand in India for Ghajini promotion as i am the biggest: SRK He says that for last 20 years: Aamir
Munna:circuit yar barish k waqt bijali Q chamkti hai circuit:bhai b0le t0 upar wala torch maar k dekhta h0ga ki kahi sukha t0 nahi reh gaya 18
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya he Hoto pe muskan,galime mehak laya he Barso tak thi jise pani se"ELERGY" vo aaj " LUX" se nahaya he
GIRL:Na Chedo Ladkio Ko Paap Hoga Kal Ko Tu B Kisi Ka Baap Hoga! Santa:-Khuda Kare Teri Baat Sacchi Ho Jo Mujhe Baap Kahe Wo Teri Bacchi Ho!
Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW ---Bohat Mehngey Wali Car .Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata H..Kyun K Ye Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Ho Sakti ..
Woman sitting on a park bench.Beggar: Hi darling!Lets have some fun She angrily: How dare you? Beggar: Then What r u doing on my BED?
7 saal pehle mobile cal 5Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..or...Aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 2Rs ki Kon Kehta hai mehngayi hai
BANK FULL FORM--- HSBC:-Hum Sabse Bade Chor. HDFC:-Har Dum Fakir Chand. BOB:- Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:-Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:-Sab Bhikari Idhar..
Masoom Mohabbat KaBs Yhi Afsana Hai,Mohabbat Nibhane KaYehi To Zamana Hai Mummy Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti AurMujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
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Nokrani-Begum Sweater Khirki Se Gir Gya He. Malkin-Ye Tm Ne Kya Kia, Munne Ko Thand Lag Jayegi. Nokrani-Fikr Mat Karo Munna B Sweater Me He.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Aadab arz hai >Doston ko sms karna hamara farz hai. ye sms ap par karz hai Is karz ko kitne sms karke chukana ye sochna ab apka farz hai
2 Arbi Ek Dusre Ko Arbi Me Galiya De Rhe The Karib Se Gujarte Huye Pappu Ne Unse Kaha Sahab.! Mere Liye Bhi Dua Karna
2 Arbi Ek Dusre Ko Arbi Me Galiya De Rhe The Karib Se Gujarte Huye Pappu Ne Unse Kaha Sahab.! Mere Liye Bhi Dua Karna
Teacher-DHRITRASHTRA Ke 100 Putra the:PANDU Ke Sirf 5 Aisa Q? Student-Sir, kyuki Jinki Aankhe Hoti Hai,Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai..;-)
A Muslim girl talking to a Hindu boy. GIRL:-O BHAIJAAN. Please rukiye. BOY:-Confuse kyun kar rahi ho,ya toh BHAI bolo ya JAAN bolo.
I Saw A Dream Last Night Only U & Me,U Knw Wat Hapend, U Were Looking So Inocent Coz I Was Eatin maggi & U Wer Saying 1 Chamach Khila DE Na plzz
Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Pehan K Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai. Gal:Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata Hai.. Boss:Manager,Isko 3Months Tak Salary Mat Dena
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya, Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia? Doctor: Nahi Yaar, Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata.
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Son of Don=Papa Mene exam me Sare sawalo ka Answer dediya.. Don=Oye!Puttar Sawal kya tha?? Son=Bas Wohi samjh me nahi aya k sawal Kya tha!!!
Wife:India jao to saree bhejna. Dubaijao to jewelery bhejna. France jao to perfume bhejna. Husd:Narak jau to kya bheju? Wife:APNI VIDEO !
Wife:India jao to saree bhejna. Dubaijao to jewelery bhejna. France jao to perfume bhejna. Husd:Narak jau to kya bheju? Wife:APNI VIDEO !
Bush=Hmare pass MADONA ,JULIA, BRITNEY SPEARS JESE ITEM bomb hai. .tmhare pass kya hai Manmohan=Hamare pass EMRAAN HASHMI jaise bomb difuser hai.
Teacher:Give me example of all 3 tenses. Student:-Madam, I saw ur daughter yesterday, I am Luvng her today,I'll run away wid her tomorrow!..
Conductor:Maam Bachon Ki Umar Kitni Hai? Maam:2 Saal, 2.5 Saal Aur 3 Saal.Conductor:maam Umar Chahe Kam Batao Par GAP To Thek se dalo!!
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Band Clinic k aage lambi line thi, Santa bar-2 line me ghusta log usko pakad k piche phek dete Santa:Lage raho mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.
Arz kiya hai...Sonch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shaadi jisne,Usne bhi kya ukhaad liya.
Arz kiya hai...Sonch samajh ke na ki shaadi jisne, Usne jivan bigad liya. Aur chaturai se ki shaadi jisne,Usne bhi kya ukhaad liya.
Arz kiya hai:K Ruthi hai aise wo hmse,jaise hm sach me unhe mana lengewah-wahItna waqt kaun zayaa kare,itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge
Pata Hai Jab Tum GharSe Nikaltay Ho To Ladkiyan Tumhen Hasrat Se Dekhti Hai Aahain Bharti Hai Aur Sochti Hai Kash Hmara B Aisa"BHAI" hota.
Hathi aur chiti kavivah huaDusre din hathi margaya,Chiti boli "wah remohabbat 1 din ka pyardiya or sari umarkabra khodne ka kamdiya"
Dost:- Tumhari to RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti he. Man:- Bilkul Galat hai: Na to koi meri biwi ko uta k le jaata hai,Na ye Dharti me samati hai!
Brain is most Outstandng object in nature. It functns 24 hrs 365days. It functns rite frm Time v r Born & stops only whn V enter EXAMHALL
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Pappu-Mere Bhai ka koi Bal baka nahi kar sakta Dipu-Kya Wo Itna bahadur hePappu-Nahi, Wo GANJA he
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Bus kya itna hi sath hamara? Intjar hi karte rahe hum tumhara! Kab hogi is kumbkht mobile me roshni aor kab aayega message tumhara?
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Koi cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi Gam-e-imtihan judai se badkar kya hogi kisi ko deni ho jawani me saza TO wo 'PADHAI' se badkar kya hogi
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Judge: 3rd time you are coming to court, You don't have shame? Smart Santa reply : you are coming daily, You don't have shame???
Nokrani: malkin udas kyun ho? Malkin: mujhe lagta hai unka office me kisi se chakkar hai! Nokrani: nahi wo mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte-:)
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Prof:I dont mind ven students look at watch during lectures. But i get angry,when dey remove their watch&shake it 2 see if its working r not!
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The 1st abdomen guard in cricket was used in 1874& d 1st helmet was used in 1974. It took men100year 2realise that d head is also important!
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After finishing MBBS, Dr.Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch TheeK hai
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Kid: Who's GOD? Mom: He is neithr male nor female, not child, not adult he loves only childrens . Kid :Michael jAkson...
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Pati: Shri Krishan ki 3 Raniya Thi.Is Hisab se m 2 shaadi Aur Kar sakta Hoon. Biwi Boli: Bs itna Yaad Rakhna ke Draupdi ke bhi 5 pati the.
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How chinese gave their child name? Ans:- They threw a spoon on a bowl and what sounds came from the bowl they kept it as their child name..
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car me baithi 1 ladki ne 1 bhikhari ko 1 rs dekar ashirvad dene ko kha.bhikhari: car me to baithi ho ab kya aasman me bethogi......
Kid On 1st April:Kitchen Me Naukar,Naukrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai Mummy:Abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska Kid:April Fool wo to PAPA Hai
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Khudane Jab Tujhe Banya Hoga Confusion Ka MoMent Aya Hoga Kabhi Monkey To Kabhi Donkey Banana Chaha Hoga End Me Donoka Mix Psand Aya Hoga
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BRUCE LEE was a great man. But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man. why? Because he became MAMU LEE
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Doctor & Santa love same girl.Santa gives her Apple everyday. Girl asks Santa reason of giving Apple daily? Santa:AN APPLE A DAY,KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAy
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What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl.. 9 boys came with roses, 1 boy came with "PANDIT". This is Called "CONFIDENCE"
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What is the extreme limit of stupidity? Santa and banta sitting on a Rikshaw. and fighting for a corner seat.
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Santa:Beta tere result ka kya hua? Beta:papa is class me 1 sal aur lagega ! Santa:koi baat nahi beta 2 sal lage ya 3, Bas Fail mat hona !
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Santa 2 doctor: mera beta motor cycle se gir gaya hai. doc: i don know hindi, talk in english. Santa my londa gironda 4m herohonda
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Clasrooms r just lik train! 1st 2benchs r xcutive coachs(only4 VIPs), Middle 2 benchs r general compartments, last2benchs r sleepercoaches.
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Santa-Yaar"Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab He,Chashma Lena Padega. Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai? Santa-Suraj. Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega!
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Santa- Pant ki silayi kitni he? Tailor- Rs.150. Santa- chadi ki? Tailor- Rs.50. Santa- Ok. Chadi hi sil de par lambayi pairon tak rakhna.
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Pagal: (gusse me) Mai is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga...
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Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 Farmhouse hai,Ap ke Paas kya hai? Amitabh:Mere paas beta hai Jiske paas teri ITEM hai!
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Teacher:Ek Saal Me Kitni Raate Hoti Hai? Santa:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !! Teacher:10 Raate, Kaise? Santa: 9 NavaRaati aur 1 ShivRaatri...
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WIFE-Janu, kaash aap Msg hote me aapko save karti Jab chahe padhti HUSBAND-Janebahaar, kash tu mp3 ring hoti mai har roz tujhe change karta.
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Aadat or ada me ky Fark hai? "Road k nal se pani pina Garib piye to aadat Amir piye to adaa Ab Sms ko le lo Ap bhejo to ada Main bheju to adat"
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Man: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat a birthday cake!" Doctor: "Next time Please take off the candles before you eat."
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Santa: took da radio in toilet wen he came out, Wife: asked did u njoy? Santa: wat bloody njoy thy put Jana Gana Mana in radio n i had 2 stand n shit.
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Banta:Kal Muje 10 logo ne Pita. Santa:Phir tune kya kiya? B:Maine kaha salon 1-1 karke aao Santa:Phir? Banta:Phir kya, Salone 1 1 karke dubara pita...
Daku-Tera Naam? Lady-Rita Daku-Rita Meri Behen Ka Naam He, Ja Tuje Maaf Kia. Aur Tera? Santa-Santa, Par Log Pyar Se Muje RITA Kehte He
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Q:Wat if Malika Serawat plays d role of Draupadi in mahabharat? A:Duryodhn wud say 'pehle isko kapde to pehnao,tabhi to wastr haran karunga.
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Son:Dad, Main Jawan Kab Banuga K Main Mummy Ko Bina Bataye Ghar K Bahar Ja Saku. Dad: Puttar Itna Jawan To Aajtak Main B Nahi Huwa
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In Park 2 luvers were eating chips by lukingin2 each oder eyes Boy> Wat r u think rite now? is abt me? GIRL> I think U r Eating More Chips dan me.
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A doctor wants 2 keep his name infront of his clinic as. 'Dr.R.K Psychotherapist' Santa was the painter n he wrote Dr.R.K"Psycho the rapist"
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Americans said mobile was invented by us Japanese said SIM card was invented by us Indians proudly say "Missed Calls were invented by us"
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Teacher:What is Common Between KRISHNA, RAAM, GAANDHI & JESUS?? Santai:"They all Are Born On Government HOLIDAY!"
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Ek aadmi pareshan ho kar Ae bhagwan aisi zindagi se to Maut achi tabhi yamdut aa gaya Bola chalo Aadmi bhagwan ab kya insaan Mazak b na kare.
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1 truck dusre truck ko rasi bandkar leja rhe the Ye dekh kr santa has-has k pagal hogaya Aur kehne laga 1 rassi ko lejane k liye 2-2 truck.
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Santa Roz kitchen me sahakar ka dibba khol ke dekhta or wapas rakh deta Biwi ne karan pucha to bola Dr. ne kaha mujhe daily SUGAR check ko.
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Santa:Doc Saab,me Chashma laga k pad to sakonga? Doc:Haan,bilkul. Santa:To phir thek he doc Saab varna Anpad admi ki zindagi bhi koi zndagi hai.
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A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campus he wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"
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Santa ka dhaba>> Customer: Oye santa teri lassi me makkhi hai. Santa:-oye chupkar.Dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi piyegi.
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What has technology done? Ek time vo tha jab msg kabuter se bhejte the ek aaj ka time hai jisme hum sms kabutar ko bhejte hain. Hurrr
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U R miles away from me, Still iM watching ur every movements by 3 different CHANNELS:- 1.Discovery, 2.National Geography, 3.Animal Planet. >AB
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Ek bus driver ki seat ke peche likha tha "Agar khuda ne chaha to manzil tak pahucha dunga Agar chuki nazar to maa kasam khuda se mila dunga" >Avneet
If U Have Any Problems Bindas Tell Me, I'll Help U. If U Don't Have Any Problems Bindas Tell Me, I'll Create Some For U After All, dost hai. >Avneet
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1 Solid Bewda Daaru Pe pe k Mar gaya Lekin us ki Daaru k Prati Shraddha nhi Mari, Marte Samey- "DAARU TO THEEK THI,MERA LIVER HI KAMZOR THA' >AB
Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 min, 4ward dat to her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg >AB
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Santa Singh was walking down d street wen he saw a banana peel on da roadside. HE EXCLAIMED- oops today i m going again fall on that.
When I cry no 1 sees my tears,When I m worried no 1 sees my pain,When I m happy no 1 sees my smile Bt Saala 1 ladki k sath ghumo to sari duniya dekhti
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Pati: Shri Krishan ki 3 Raniya Thi.Is Hisab se m 2 shaadi Aur Kar sakta Hoon. Biwi Boli: Bs itna Yaad Rakhna ke Draupdi ke bhi 5 pati the.
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Na 'sachhai' badi, Na 'Khuddari' Badi, Na 'Bhalai' Badi, Na 'Imandari' Badi, Bada Wo Hai Jiske Ghar ke Bahar 'Ferrari motor' he Khadi. >Avneet Bhargav
Wife: Yaha kyu khade ho..? FATTU:Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu..! Wife:To jao na khade kyu ho? FATTU:Kaise jau..bahar kutta khada hai..>Avneet
Wife:Tum Bahar Jate Ho To Main Hamesha Ghabrati Rehti Hu. Pati:Dont Worry Main Zaldi Aaunga. Wife: Tumhari Isi Harkat Se To Mei Ghabrati Hu >AB
Lady:Doctor! Plz cal my husband inside. Dr.:Trust me,i am a gentleman Lady:no Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside& my husband is not a gentleman. >AB
1st class me Student apne papa se Student:papa aj mam ne 1sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata tha Papu:Blackboard pr susu kisne kiya hai
Santa:ped pe chada to Bandar ne poocha:Upar kyon aaya? Banta:Apple khane Bandar:Yeh to aam ka ped hai Banta:Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Wife: Yaha kyu khade ho..? FATTU:Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu..! Wife:To jao na khade kyu ho? FATTU:Kaise jau..bahar kutta khada hai.. haha
Sir jo sabse nalayak hai vo khada ho jaye 1 bacha khada hua sir-tum mante ho ki tum nalayak ho bacha-aap akele khade ache nahi lag rahe the >AB
Basanti-bhag dhanno bhag. Aaj teri basanti ki ijjat ka sawal he. Dhanno-tujhe apni padi he. Mera soch jiske piche Gabbar k 10 ghode pade hai >AB
Sardar: is mirror ki kya gurantee hai Shopkeeper aap isko 100 floor se niche girooe ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tutega Sardar: wow!! Pak it >Avneet
MUNNA: Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?MAMU: B.A. MUNNA: Aila do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta! 4 More Jokes SmS JOIN BHARGAVA to 9980199801 .....
Pundit:- Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Boy: Wow,kya bat hai. pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahi hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hai. >AB
Bus accident:- A man crying O! my hand was cut down "santa:y r u crying Control urself Dont cry.C that man,He has lost his head n very silent. >AB
Santa cricket ground mein.Security Guard:Cricket match khatam ho gaya tum ab tak kyon baithe ho? Santa:Oye yaar, Highlights k liye ruka hun..
Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gayeTujhe apna banate banate begane ho gayePukar le 1 bar yar se ae dostBandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gya
Funny But True Fact Relation Between Today's Husband & Wife- They Can Toch Each other But They cannot touch each other's Mobile phone...>AB
Santa at bar in New York. A Man says 'Johny Walker single' Another one says 'Peter Scotch single' Santa says 'Santa Singh Maried' *BHARGAVA*
1 Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha Musafir Ne Pucha Darr Nahi Lagta? Aadmi-Darne Ki Kya Baat He Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya
Puri botal na sahi 1 jam ho jae, Mulakat na sahi dua salam ho jae, E khuda jinki yad me hum bimar ho gae Unhe kam se kam jukam to ho jae.
Santa saw very High BSNL tower & RedLight glowing on the top and said "INDIA is developing fast, See the traffic light for Aeroplanes..!!"
Sardr:U have cheated me. Shopekeeper:How? Sardr:U said this is American made radio.But,when i put it on,it said:"This is All India Radio." >AB
Wo Lve Lve Likhti Rhi Wo Live Live Padta Rha Wo Kis Kis Likhti Rhi Wo Kas Kas Padta Rah,Wo Sadi Krke Chli Gyi Wo Englis course sikhta raha.
Santa Ki Dadi Mar Gayi. 3-4 Admi Bole Maa Hame Bhi Le Jati Apne Saath... Santa- Chup Ho Jao Kamino Maa Kya SCORPIO Karke Gayi He !!!
Ek baar Santa bina Jali bidi pi rha tha Banta:Yaar bidi se koi dhua nahi aa raha hai?? Santa:Kar di na phir wohi baat,Ye "CNG" bidi hai.!!
Maths teacher to BAPU, : "if u had 1000 Rs in ur pocket n 1000 Rs in another pocket, what would u think ?" BAPU:"AA PENT KONU CHE"
Latst gujarati shayari Haiya ma hamm rakhu 6u. Dil ma taru naam rakhu 6u. Tari yad ma dukhe 6e maru mathu tyare, Khisa ma ZANDU BAM rakhu 6u
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