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Intviewr:Wher does d sun go in d nite? Sardr:It doesn't go anywher Intwr:Superb pls continue. Sardr:bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 see it
WIFE:- Suniyeji Aapka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hai, Aap use Rokte Kyu nahi ? Husband :- Mein use kyu roku? usne muje roka tha kya.
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Santa double deckar bus me upar jakar baithe,Jaise hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaye.. Condctr-Niche kyu aye... Santa-Oye upar driver nhi he......
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Nigahain ko nigahain $e milakar to dekho, dil ki baat batakar to dekho, $ab karib aaenge tumhare, ek hafta lagatar naha kar to deko.
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Teacher-Where Were u Born.. Pappu-Tiruvanatapuram.. Teacher-Ok,Come & Write The Spelling On d Board Pappu-Sorry Teacher.I Was Born In GOA........
Mom: Tina kyu ro rahi ho? Tina: Teacher ne mara. Mom: Kyu? Tina: Maine usko Murghi kaha kyuki usne mujhe test mein Anda diya
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Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho? Halwai:30 Saal Se! Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat hai Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani!!
LALU watching Footbal Match:Itne $are Log Futbal Ko Lat Q Mar Rhe He? P.A:$ir,Goal Krne K Liye Lalu:$asuri Gol Hi To He or Ktna Gol Krege?
Teacher-Where Were u Born.. Pappu-Tiruvanatapuram.. Teacher-Ok,Come & Write The Spelling On d Board Pappu-Sorry Teacher.I Was Born In GOA
One populer slogen at working place : "Safety First.. Work Must.." > I'm saying it in our words : "Love Must but Parentes First.."
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Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 Farmhouse hai,Aap ke Pass kya hai? Amitabh:Mere pass beta hai Jiske pas teri ITEM hai!
Happy moment: "Don't 4get me" >Difficult moment "Trust me" >Quite moment "Call me" >Painful moment "Tell me" >Free moment "SMS me" @9411056259
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Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho? Halwai:30 Saal Se! Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat hai Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani!!
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Ravan-1 Cigerate do... Hanuman-Mai nhi dunga... Ram-Are 1de do, tere pass to pura packet hai... Hanuman-Sale ki 10 mathe he, pura packet lag jayeg
Santa:Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mai Pagal ho jaunga. Jeeto:Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch v kar sakta hai............
Santa double deckar bus me upar jakar baithe,Jaise hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaye.. Condctr-Niche kyu aye... Santa-Oye upar driver nhi he......
Principal: Y u r late? Santa: Bike puncture sir!! Princpal: Y can't u come in bus? Santa: I am not that much rich to buy bus sir...
Ladki Wale-Hamko Ladka Psand H Shadi Kab Krni Hai? Ladke Wale- Abhi To Ladka Study Kar Raha Hai.. Ldki w -Hmari Ladki Koi Bandriya Nhi Jo Buk Fad Degi
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Dipu-Tumhare Paas Ek Cell Ki Itni Saari Battries Kyu He Pappu-Mai Kya Karu,Cell Hamesha Khta Hai =BATTERY LOW= =BATTERY LOW=
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Yaro Ki Yaari Satayegi Akele Me Meri Yaad Aayegi....Us Din Kadar Karoge Mere SMS Ki.....Jis Din Ye SMS service band ho jayegi....
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3 tips to break a mirror........... 1.Pathar mar ker tod do... 2.Utha ke neechay phainko... 3.Sheesha ke saamne khade ho jao..
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Kore Kagaz Pe Likha Hai Tera Naam,Tasvir B Utari He Aur Likha He Ye Paigam..............Jinda Ya Murda Pakadne Wale Ko 1,000 Rs. Ka Inam
Pathan or Srdr dono kisiki Antim kireya me khana khate hue pakre gaye. Logo ne bahut mara, dono kya bolte he Hum to LADKI walo ki taraf se...
Santa "Gaon Gaya Bus se Utarte hi Mitti Hath me Uthakr Bole: "Gaon ki Mitti ki Khusbu hi Alag hai" Beta:- DhyanSe Ye Mitti Nhi Potti hai!
Pati: Aaj tumne Ye kaisa Khana Banaya he "GOBAR jaisa. Patni: Hey RAM. Is Aadmi ne Kya-Kya taste Kar rakha he
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Pappu-Kya Dusro Ki Galti Se Fayda Uthana Achi Baat Hai. Pandit-Nhi,Paap Hai.. Papu-To fir Muze wo Rs vpas Kro jo Shadi k Time dakshina me Diya The.
Girl:Is dress ka kya price he? Shopkeper:--Sirf 5 kiss. Girl:Aur us dress ka? Shopkpr:10 kiss Girl:dono dress pack kar do,bill DAADI denge
Wats dffrnce btwn PROBLEM,TALENT&LUCK ? 2 Boys love 1 girl = "PROBLEM" 1 Boy loves 2 girls = "TALENT" 2 Girls loves 1 boy= "LUCK" .
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Beta-5 rs. De Do.. Papa-Kya Karega... Beta-Mere Sare Fnds Ka Account h Mai Bhi Khulwaunga... Papa-Very Good. Kaha Pe? Beta-Cigratte Ki Dukan pe.
Agar Basanti Ki Mausi Thakur Ko Rakhi Bandhe To Basnti & Thakur Ka Kya Rishta Hua... Kuch b Nhi Apna Kaam Karo Thakur k hath Hi Nahi The..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Beta. Papa log chand per gaye hum suraj per jayengay. Papa:-suraj ki garmi se hum jal jayengay. Beta:koi bat nahi hum raat mein jayengay.
>AB
Teacher: What is your father's name? Student:- Butter Red Government. Teacher: How? Student: Because his name is Makhan Lal Sarkar!!
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Pathan or Srdr dono kisiki Antim kireya me khana khate hue pakre gaye. Logo ne bahut mara, dono kya bolte he Hum to LADKI walo ki taraf se
Husband To Wife-Tum Meri Zindagi Ho..Or WIFE-Or Kya Tell Me Or Kya Wife Shouted-Tell Me Or Kya? Husband-Aur Laanat Hai Aisi Zindagi Pe
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Boy: I think hum dono ek sath nahi rah sakte Girl: Kya mere papa se mile the Boy: No! Mai tumhari choti bhen se mila tha
Pyaar karoge pareshaan rahoge. Shaadi karoge sharabi banoge. Divorce doge devdas banoge.. Hamse dosti karoge to SMS karne me expert banoge...
Teacher: Oxygen is must for breathing. It discover in 1773. Santa: thank God i was born after that. Pehle paida hota to mar hi jata.
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Gabbar-O Murgi Tuje 2Ande Dene Ko Kaha Tha 1 Kyo Dia? Tuje Mujse Dar Nai Lagta? Murgi-Dar Ki Wajah Se 1 Anda Diya he Waise Main Murga hu.
Ek operation k bad patient bola-- "Doctor saab kya ab me Thik hu"? Jawab mila:-- "Beta doctor to niche reh gaye" mein to Chitragupt hu "
Arz kiya hai-aapka dogi aapse oobh gya. .jaake gande naale me doob gya doobte hue bola ab aur zulm nhi sahenge... ek ghar me do-do nhi rhenge.
Xam's song: Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sare jage, dekho pakdo yaron, ye course aage bhage,ek pariksha khatam to duji, shuru ho gayi MAMU!!
In USA every year Edison's bday is celebrated by power cut for 2 mins. But here due to over respect, We celebrate it daily for 3-4 hrs! :-)
Beta-5 rupey De Do.. Papa-Kya Karega... Beta-Mere Sare Fnds Ka Account hai Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.. Papa-Very Good. Kaha Pe? Beta-Cigratte Ki Dukan Par
Father:Beti Aaj Tum Ne Phone par Sirf 1 Ghanta Bat Ki, Tum Ne To Kbhi 4 Ghante Se Kam Baat hi Nhi Ki? Beti:"Papa Yeh Wrong Number Tha"...
DiL ka Dard Batana Mat... Aankho Me Aansu Lana Mat... Is Baar Pitayi Bahut Hogi... IsLiye Masjib Se ChappaL churana Mat... Chappal Chor..
Master:- Kal kyu nahi ayaa tha. Boy:- Sir girlfriend se milne gaya tha. Master:- Kisliye? Boy:-Yes sir,liye na,bahut saare kiss Liye.
Arz kiya hai.. Ikhtiyar-e-tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!! (wah wah wah) Jab iska matlab samajh me aaye to mujhe bhi bata dena!
Dipu Ka sawal:--- Q-Sabse akalmandi ka kaam konsa hai? A-Apne Dost k mobile se Call karna:) Q-Azadi ka Din konsa hai? A-jab apni BV Kho jaye :)
Aamir-SRK Fight..>Aamir cant use biggest brand in India for Ghajini promotion as i am the biggest: SRK He says that for last 20 years: Aamir
Munna:circuit yar barish k waqt bijali Q chamkti hai circuit:bhai b0le t0 upar wala torch maar k dekhta h0ga ki kahi sukha t0 nahi reh gaya 18
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