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Khudane Jab Tujhe Banya Hoga Confusion Ka MoMent Aya Hoga Kabhi Monkey To Kabhi Donkey Banana Chaha Hoga End Me Donoka Mix Psand Aya Hoga

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Santa To Banta Wo Dukandar Logo Ko Lut-ta Hai Banta:Q? Santa:Maine Kal Usse Biscut Kharida Uspe Likha Tha Sugar Free.Magar Usne nahi Diya.

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Pati:-Aaj raat tum mujh se jomango ge main don ga. Biwi:- Takiye ke nechay se tasveer nikal kar boli: Tum challe jao esay bhej do ;->

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing! Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why! Banta-When he grows up,I shall ask him what he meant by this

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