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Banta : yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya , vaise hoya k si ? Santa: goli lagi si mathe vich, Banta : waheguru da shukar karo k akh bach gayi.
Son:Dad, Main Jawan Kab Banuga K Main Mummy Ko Bina Bataye Ghar K Bahar Ja Saku. Dad: Puttar Itna Jawan To Aajtak Main B Nahi Huwa
>AB
In Park 2 luvers were eating chips by lukingin2 each oder eyes Boy> Wat r u think rite now? is abt me? GIRL> I think U r Eating More Chips dan me.
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A doctor wants 2 keep his name infront of his clinic as. 'Dr.R.K Psychotherapist' Santa was the painter n he wrote Dr.R.K"Psycho the rapist"
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Ek aadmi telescope se aasmaan dekh raha tha. Aasman se ek tara tuta, tabhi paas khada bachha chillaya- Wah boss! Kya nishana lagaya hai.
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Y doctor's prescriptions is impsible 2 Read? Coz dey hv n exclusive Msg only 4 d chemist-"Maine Patien ko loot liya,Ab teri bari hai."
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Police to santa-Tumhara dost kaise mara? SANTA-nhi janta.usne bola"mere pet me chuhe kud rahe hai".To maine use chuhe marne ki DAWA khila di
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Americans said mobile was invented by us Japanese said SIM card was invented by us Indians proudly say "Missed Calls were invented by us"
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Teacher:What is Common Between KRISHNA, RAAM, GAANDHI & JESUS?? Santai:"They all Are Born On Government HOLIDAY!"
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Santa was chatting with his Girl Friend GF: Its so boring dear Santa: Shall I send one non-veg msg GF: OK Santa: I am eating fish...!!!
>Avneet BHARGAVA
Shayari 4 u Arz hai Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) 2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya..
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Ek aadmi pareshan ho kar Ae bhagwan aisi zindagi se to Maut achi tabhi yamdut aa gaya Bola chalo Aadmi bhagwan ab kya insaan Mazak b na kare.
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1 truck dusre truck ko rasi bandkar leja rhe the Ye dekh kr santa has-has k pagal hogaya Aur kehne laga 1 rassi ko lejane k liye 2-2 truck.
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Santa Roz kitchen me sahakar ka dibba khol ke dekhta or wapas rakh deta Biwi ne karan pucha to bola Dr. ne kaha mujhe daily SUGAR check ko.
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Santa:Doc Saab,me Chashma laga k pad to sakonga? Doc:Haan,bilkul. Santa:To phir thek he doc Saab varna Anpad admi ki zindagi bhi koi zndagi hai.
>AB
A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campus he wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"
>Avneet Bhargava
Santa ka dhaba>> Customer: Oye santa teri lassi me makkhi hai. Santa:-oye chupkar.Dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi piyegi.
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What has technology done? Ek time vo tha jab msg kabuter se bhejte the ek aaj ka time hai jisme hum sms kabutar ko bhejte hain. Hurrr
>Avneet Bhargava
U R miles away from me, Still iM watching ur every movements by 3 different CHANNELS:- 1.Discovery, 2.National Geography, 3.Animal Planet. >AB
Hi hw r u.. R u free dis Sunday?Can u cum wid us 2 Delhi 9am? Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of ZOO. We got all the animals except u >Avnee
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Ek bus driver ki seat ke peche likha tha "Agar khuda ne chaha to manzil tak pahucha dunga Agar chuki nazar to maa kasam khuda se mila dunga" >Avneet
If U Have Any Problems Bindas Tell Me, I'll Help U. If U Don't Have Any Problems Bindas Tell Me, I'll Create Some For U After All, dost hai. >Avneet
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