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Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to Dr. ne kaha k 'TEST' honge, Santa: Inki umar zyada hai, TEST nahi ONE DAY ya T-20 karwa lo
Husband asks wife-SHADI se pehle tumhra koi boyfrnd tha? After a long silence of wife Husband-teri is khamoshi ko mein kya samju? Wife- ginne to de
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Santa ki wife inspecter se Mera husband 1 hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aya :( Inspector bola to behan kuch or paka lo :(
Doctor & Santa love same girl.Santa gives her Apple everyday. Girl asks Santa reason of giving Apple daily? Santa:AN APPLE A DAY,KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAy
The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb are 1) A girl 's smile and 2) her tears which can make the boys to do anything. Beware
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Boy 2 girl:Frnship karogi? G:Mere parents allow nhi karte. B:baat to aise kr rhi ho jaise mere parents ne to mujhe aashiq society ki membrshp dila di
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Boy:-Hum 25 Bhai-Behan hai. Girl:-Kya,Aapke Ghar Family Planning wale nahi aaye. Boy:-Aaye the,Par School samajh ke wapas chale gaye. ...:)
What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl.. 9 boys came with roses, 1 boy came with "PANDIT". This is Called "CONFIDENCE"
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What is the extreme limit of stupidity? Santa and banta sitting on a Rikshaw. and fighting for a corner seat.
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Taj mahal dekh kar Bola Shahjahan ka pota Taj mahal dekh kar Bola Shahjahan ka pota Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota Agar dada Aashiq na hota
Husband 2 Hotel Mngr: Jaldi chalo,meri biwi khidki se kud kar jan dena chahti he. Mngr:Main kya karu? Hus:kamine!! Khidki nahi khul rahi
58+2can sit in a bus,38+2in a mini bus,12+1in a van,,8+1in Sumo,5+1in car,3+1 in an auto,2+1 in bike,,But only1can sit in my,heart!,That's"U" MY DEAR
What doctors think when they say'let me see your medical history, (let me see if you've paid your last bill before i spend any time with you)
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Sharabi ek sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu- Ae murkh, main tujhe shraap deta hoon. Sharabi- Ruk jaao maharaj! Main GLASS le kar aata hoon. ....
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Interviewer: what is ur qualification? Santa: Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d? Santa: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..
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A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested. In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110, INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen.......
1 macchar ne admi ko din me kata. Admi:Tum raat me kat te ho na? Macchar:Kya kare, ghar k halat kuch kharab hai. Overtime kar raha hu...!
Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he?? Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he Sirf andhere ki Wajah se hum use Dekh nahi paate..
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Life of student: Purse hai, Paise nahi. Lecture hai, Attendence nahi. Mobile hai, Balance nahi. Exam hai, Tension nahi Padhna hai, Mood nahi...
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Santa:Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chaiye. Banta: Dost hi dost k kaam aata he, le 10 Rs, riksha kar or purse le aa...
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Wen ur sitin lonly, alone in 1 cornr of d, world n thre's no1 arnd,u no1 2 hear u, no1 2 dstrb u, no1 2talk 2 u, Thats Wirte time do ur Study
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Man to Boss: I wanna marry ur daughter Boss:Ur salary is not even gonna be enuf 4 her toilet papers Man: If she shits that much then 4get it
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A house was on fire with 25 people inside. A sard went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out.. But he was jailed. Y? Coz- all 6 were Firemen!
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Santa-Oye!what are you doing! Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why! Banta-When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.
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Ek dost ne Sonu se poocha:"Yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta" >>>Santa:"Yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharch hone do..!"
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Wife rites msg 2 Husband "ghar kab aa rahe ho? Msg karK batao" husband writes 2 her-"nahi bata sakta balance kam he."
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Soldier:- "Sir, we r surrounded by enemies from all sides". Major:- "Excellent! We can attack in any Direction!" So Always B possitive...!!
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1 Pathan Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha Pathan Jab Pohancha To Test Ka Naam Bhool Gaya Aur Lab m Bola "Bhai Jaan Hamara CNG Kar Do"
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Arz kiya hai! Agar kar leti ishq humse wo Uski raato ki nind ud jati Isi bahane raat ko padhti rehti Kam se km exam me pass to ho jati
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Santa:Beta tere result ka kya hua? Beta:papa is class me 1 sal aur lagega ! Santa:koi baat nahi beta 2 sal lage ya 3, Bas Fail mat hona !
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Santa 2 doctor: mera beta motor cycle se gir gaya hai. doc: i don know hindi, talk in english. Santa my londa gironda 4m herohonda
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Interviewer=Give me the opposite words Dipu=Ok Interviewer=Made in India Dipu=Destroyed in Pakistan Intervwer=Maxi Mum Dipu=Mini Dad..!
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Clasrooms r just lik train! 1st 2benchs r xcutive coachs(only4 VIPs), Middle 2 benchs r general compartments, last2benchs r sleepercoaches.
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Salesman:Sir, cokroach ka powder loge kya? Santa: Nahin, hum cokroach ko itna laad pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder denge to kal deodrant maangega:))))>AB
Santa-Yaar"Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab He,Chashma Lena Padega. Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai? Santa-Suraj. Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega!
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Santa- Pant ki silayi kitni he? Tailor- Rs.150. Santa- chadi ki? Tailor- Rs.50. Santa- Ok. Chadi hi sil de par lambayi pairon tak rakhna.
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Santa ki amma mar gayi.2-4 aadmi bole-amma hamein bi le jati apne saath. Santa bola chup ho jao kamino, amma kya TATA SUMO karke gayi hai..
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Pagal: (gusse me) Mai is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga...
Dusra Pagal: He! he! he! mai tujhe eraser hi nahi dunga.......
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Salman:Aaj mere paas 14 cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 Farmhouse hai,Ap ke Paas kya hai? Amitabh:Mere paas beta hai Jiske paas teri ITEM hai!
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Teacher:Ek Saal Me Kitni Raate Hoti Hai? Santa:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !! Teacher:10 Raate, Kaise? Santa: 9 NavaRaati aur 1 ShivRaatri...
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WIFE-Janu, kaash aap Msg hote me aapko save karti Jab chahe padhti HUSBAND-Janebahaar, kash tu mp3 ring hoti mai har roz tujhe change karta.
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Aadat or ada me ky Fark hai? "Road k nal se pani pina Garib piye to aadat Amir piye to adaa Ab Sms ko le lo Ap bhejo to ada Main bheju to adat"
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Man: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat a birthday cake!" Doctor: "Next time Please take off the candles before you eat."
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Shadi Me khane Ke 2 Rule: 1. PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi 2. DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi..
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Sardaro Ki party chal rahi thi, DJ wala- kab tak Dj bajau? Party organiser: 10bhaje tak uske bhad ye Genretor ki awaj par nachte rahnge
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Santa: took da radio in toilet wen he came out, Wife: asked did u njoy? Santa: wat bloody njoy thy put Jana Gana Mana in radio n i had 2 stand n shit.
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Identification of student >> 1.Books in bag-BIHAR 2.Book in hands-UP 3.Rolled book in jeans-MAHARASTRA 4.Without book but mobile in hands-DELHI
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Papa-Tum Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta? Beta-Teacher Ne Mara.. Papa-Tumne Kuch Galti Ki Hogi.. Beta-Nahi Papa,Main To Chup-Chap So Raha Tha.
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Share broker share ke bhav padh raha tha, itne me naukar ki awaj aai 'sahab, malkin niche gir gai hai'. Share broker bola- 'jaldi bech do'
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Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha Dost- Ye kya kr Raha hai? Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.
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Banta:Kal Muje 10 logo ne Pita. Santa:Phir tune kya kiya? B:Maine kaha salon 1-1 karke aao Santa:Phir? Banta:Phir kya, Salone 1 1 karke dubara pita...
Daku-Tera Naam? Lady-Rita Daku-Rita Meri Behen Ka Naam He, Ja Tuje Maaf Kia. Aur Tera? Santa-Santa, Par Log Pyar Se Muje RITA Kehte He
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Q:Wat if Malika Serawat plays d role of Draupadi in mahabharat? A:Duryodhn wud say 'pehle isko kapde to pehnao,tabhi to wastr haran karunga.
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