Teacher:If u hav 12 Chocolates and U give 4 to SONA, 3 to ALICE & 2 to ROMA then what wil u have..? Student : "3 New GirlFriends..Sir"................

Teacher: Tell me sentnce starting wid 'I' Pappu: 'I is..' Teacher: No,u mst start wid 'I am..' Pappu: OK 'I am ninth letter of the alphabet..'

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Santa, banta dono bhai same class me the. Teacher-Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha? Both-Madam tusi Fir kahoge nakal maar li isliye..

LADEN asked Kajol,hows ur life? She replied,kabhi khushi kabhi ghumden Kajol asked ADEN what abt U? He replied, kabhi BUSH kabhi BUMB..

Teacher: which is the oldest animal in world? Santa: "ZEBRA' Teacher:(shocked) how? SANTA: So simple.. it is "BLACK AND WHITE"

Ali Baba 40chor the magar ab Ali Baba 20Chor ho gaye hai kyun? ?? Kyunki mandi ka time chal raha he 20chor ko nikal dia gaya he Cost cuting yaar

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SANTA:Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur wo chhoti ho gayi.Ab kya karoon? BANTA:Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le...!

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A dog n mosqto wr in luv.1day mosqto gv luvly bite 2 dog,Dog gt emotonl & bite to mosqto,nxt day mosqto died of rabies n dog died of malariaPYAR K

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Kash koi"exam result" ka insurance kara deta.. To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete Pass hote to thik hai Varna insurance claim karva lete

Whenever you fall down.. Never Lose hope! Gather your courage and strength and Just get up and say.. "Hey one more PEG please...!"

1 Auraj Jotish Ke Paas Jakar Hath Dikati hai. Jotis: Aap 3 Mahino Me Vidhva ho Jaogi Aurat: Ye to mujhe Bhi Pata hai Ye Batao "PAKDI Jaungi ya Nhi

Sardar at an art gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what u call modern art? Art dealer: I beg ur pardon sir, that's a mirror!

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Lady:Is this my train Sam:No, it belongs 2 Railway Company L:Dont try 2 be funny I mean 2 ask if I can take dis train 2 Delhi. S:-no,train is too heav

What is the relationship between coffee shops and wine shops!! Most of the love stories start at coffee shops and end at wine shops.

America:Our dog finds BOMBS... Japanese: Our fish play FOOTBAL Indian:Yeh to kuch bhi nahi,hamare yaha to Gadhe bhi msg Padh lete he..! ;)

Khargosh k 12th me 75% aye aur kachue k 60% Phir b kachue ka admission college mein ho gaya. Q? Sports quota! Bachpan me race jeeti thi na

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.. Wife:Kaisa lag raha hai ji ? Husband:Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!

Dipu=Train Me Nind nahi aya Sipu=Why? Dipu=Uper Bagi me soya tha. Sipu=Y did'nt u try 2Xchnge. Dipu=oye! Niche wale Bagi me koi nai tha Puchu kis

A donkey kicked Dipu & ran away... Dipu ran 2 catch d donkey.He saw a zebra & started beating & said'SALA Tracksuit pahan k dhoka deraha hai.

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Police: We're going to ask u a few simple yes or no questions. Do u understand?Sardar Thief: Yes ( lie detector blows up )

Beggar: I'm the author of a bookcalled "150 methods 2 become rich." man: then y r u begging?Beggar: This is one of the best methods..

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Wife-Suniyeji Apka Dost Galat Ladkise Shadi Kar Rha Hai.Aap use rokte kyu nahi Sardar - Mai Use Kyu Roku?Usne Muze Kaha Roka Tha..!

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Santa to banta"oye tu hr sms mujhe 2 baar Q bejhta hai" banta wo is liye,ke agar tuje 1 frwrd karna ho to 2sra to tere paas rehna chahiye na

Santa to banta"oye tu hr sms mujhe 2 baar Q bejhta hai" banta wo is liye,ke agar tuje 1 frwrd karna ho to 2sra to tere paas rehna chahiye na

Girl Proudly Says:Meri To Har Sans Pe1 Insan Marta He... Boy- Yaar Phir Tum Koi Achha Tooth Paste Istemal Kyon Nhi Karti?!

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Hansi k liye Gum kurban, Khusi k liye Aso kurban, Dost k liye Jan b kurban, Aur agar Dost ke Girlfrnd mil jaye to sala Dost bi Kurban.! ;)

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Ek bar exam me Question tha Challenge kise kehte hai? Pappu ne pura paper khali chhod diya, Aur last page pe likha- Mujhe PASS kar k dikhao..

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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,koi upay batao??? Sadhu: Beta,upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?????

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Santa was thinking... Wife:-Kya soch rahe ho... Santa:-Ye STAR PLUS walon ko pata kaise chalta hai.. Wife:-Kya? Santa:-Aap dekh rahe hai Star PLUS..

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Santa:Me tere mobile se apni girl friend ko sms bheju, dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta:No yar,agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

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Wife:Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband:Yeah,I saw ur dad paying the bill!!!

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Santa was thinking... Wife:Kya soch rahe ho... Santa:-Yeh STAR PLUS walonko pata kaise chalta hai.. Wife:Kya? Santa:Aap dekh rahe hai Star PLUS..

Jeans T-shirt pehan kar jab mei Tayyar hota, Utha k Mobile Bike pe sawar hota, Dekhta log chhat pe chad kar, Kehte kash ye DOST Hamara hota.

SHAKESPEARE said: It is not necessary to share everything between true friends, But it is necessary that what u share must be true.

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Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water? Banta: 1 Frog. Santa: Theek he aur 4? Banta: Frog ke papa-muumy aur bahen..

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Sardar was travling in train, A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't getup... Sardar shouted: "THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD...

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Boy: Bus or Ladki Ek jesi hoti he 1 Jati he to Dusri Aa jati hai Girl: Riksa or Ladke Bhi 1 jese hote he1 ko bulao 4 chale Aate hai

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibha rahi hai? Santa: pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

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NASA decided 2 sent sardar on moon. Srdr got into rocket&jumpd back half d way shouting. HOW Dare u cheat me,today is AMAVAS,der wil b no moon...

Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli, "Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo, Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do"

Passenger-Tune mere jeb me hath q dala. Boy-Machis Chahiye thi. Passenger -Tu mujhse Mang saktha tha na? Boy- Me ajnabhi se baat nahi karta.

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai? Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai, Tumhara Dost Raja B Mera Hi Beta Hai Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)

NASA decided 2 sent sardar on moon. Srdr got into rocket&jumpd back half d way shouting. HOW Dare u cheat me,today is AMAVAS,der wil b no moon

Customer:Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai? Salesman:500Rs Coustmer:Itna Sasta Sman:China Ka Hai. Koi Gurantee Nahi,Ho Sakta Hai Kal Se Bhokna Suru Karde..

Medical Shayri When u breathe, u respire! Wah Wah! Whn u breathe,u respire! Wah Wah! When u dnt,u expire! Wah Wah!Kya Baat Hai :D

COLLEGE JOKES: Teacher: "define d word 'LECTURER"? STUDENT: "LECTURER is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when some 1 is SLEEPING......

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MAMU: Oye, mar gaya yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain. MAMU KA DOST: Arey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Santa cricket ground me. Security Guard:Cricket match khatam ho gaya tum ab tak kyon baithe ho? Santa:Oye yaar,Highlights k liye ruka hun.!

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Q: There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy"s schools, but not near girl"s college. Why? A: COZ vehicles automatically go slow.

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Santa-Yaar"Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab He,Chashma Lena Padega. Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai? Santa-Suraj. Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega!

There was A MIRROR which used to kill LIERS... Frnch:I think I Dont Smoke(Killed) Americn: I think I lOVE IRAQ(kILLED) Santa:I Think(Killed)....

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Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai? Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai, Tumhara Dost Raja B Mera Hi Beta Hai Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)

TEACHER-Kabir ka koi doha sunao. LITTLE MARWADI Child- "kabir salo bewkoof,Doho diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo,manne diyo fasaye"

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Wife-kal raat tum mujhe gaaliyan di. Santa-tumhari galat fehmi hai. Wife-kaisi galat fehmi? Santa-yahi ki mai neend me tha.

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There was A MIRROR which used to kill LIERS... Frnch:I think I Dont Smoke(Killed) Americn: I think I lOVE IRAQ(kILLED) Santa:I Think(Killed)....

Boy- i love you Girl- I love you too Boy- kitna Girl- jitna tum Boy- cheater maine socha ki tum. mujhe sach me chahti ho ..!

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai? Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai, Tumhara Dost Raja B Mera Hi Beta Hai Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . .

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Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car Saying, "Dear,Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 T0 80 In 3 Secs Wen I m On It." Husband Gifted Her A Weight Machine.

Do u knw y car's FRONT GLASSis large &d REAR VIEW mirror is small? bcz FUTURE is more imprtnt thn PAST. Luk ahead wid Bigger view & move on....

Prof:I dont mind ven students look at watch during lectures. But i get angry,when dey remove their watch&shake it 2 see if its working r not!

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"Santa: God,Pls make NewDelhi, d capital of kerala Teachr:Y u praying so? Santa: Bcz,dat is wat i hav written in exam!"

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There was A MIRROR which used to kill LIERS... Frnch:I think I Dont Smoke(Killed) Americn: I think I lOVE IRAQ(kILLED) Santa:I Think(Killed)....

In a Inteview Boss:Aapko salary kitni chahiye? Man:1 lakh/month Boss:Hum apko 5 lakh denge Man:Kyu mazak karte ho Boss:Shuruat kisne ki!

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(Shayari P.J) >>Bhikari ko Paise doge to Punya milega >>Bhikari ko Paise doge to Punya milega Aur Macharo ko Khoon doge to CHIKANGUNYA milega!........

Santa-Ae bewafa tune mera dil jala diya,jala kr rakh kr diya Girl-Teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi Bhej de rakh BARTAN majne k kaam aayegi........

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(Shayari P.J) >>Bhikari ko Paise doge to Punya milega >>Bhikari ko Paise doge to Punya milega Aur Macharo ko Khoon doge to CHIKANGUNYA milega!

The 1st abdomen guard in cricket was used in 1874& d 1st helmet was used in 1974. It took men100year 2realise that d head is also important!

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Man: Gosh, you are a costly lawyer. If i give u Rs 5000, will you answer 2 question? Lawyer: absolutely. Whats the second question.....

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Chini was in hspital.SANTA went to meet him Chini said“CHING CHONG,CHU CHA”& died. SANTA went china 2 know meaning,that was:-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE

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"Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation & don't go to ur friend in happiness without invitation..." >Avneet Bhargava