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Teacher-DHRITRASHTRA Ke 100 Putra the:PANDU Ke Sirf 5 Aisa Q? Student-Sir, kyuki Jinki Aankhe Hoti Hai,Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai..;-)

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Son of Don=Papa Mene exam me Sare sawalo ka Answer dediya.. Don=Oye!Puttar Sawal kya tha?? Son=Bas Wohi samjh me nahi aya k sawal Kya tha!!!

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Teacher:Give me example of all 3 tenses. Student:-Madam, I saw ur daughter yesterday, I am Luvng her today,I'll run away wid her tomorrow!..

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Pappu-Mere Bhai ka koi Bal baka nahi kar sakta Dipu-Kya Wo Itna bahadur hePappu-Nahi, Wo GANJA he

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Santa sote waqt Do glass rakhte hai, Ek mein paani bharke ek Khali why? Socho? Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti Hai aur nahi b.

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Teacher ask 2 Santa change This sentence 'I Made a mistake' 4rm Active voice 2 passive voice Santa quickly replied 'I was made by a mistake'

GUEST Ask To Pappu What is ur name? PAPPU- My name is pappu. GUEST- That must be ur nickname. Ur school name? PAPPU- St.Martin public school.

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Teacher: Pappu, go to the map and find North America. Pappu: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? Class: Pappu

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