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Dipu was beating his son: Wife asked=Ise Kyu maar rahe ho.. Dipu=Iske Mobile pe call kiya to ek ladki boli "The person u r calling is Busy"
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Ram:Meet my WIFE Ajay:Oh! I know her Ram:How? Ajay:We were caught sleeping 2gether. Ram:What d Hell? Ajay:10yrs ago, In d History Class.
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Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television & Tell-a-woman.
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Pati-Kaal Raat Mene sapna dekha Patni-Kya? Pati-Tumhe koi Utha lezaraha he. Patni-Fir apne kya kiya? Pati-Uski Madat Ki tumhe uthane me!
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Parents 2 Watchman: Is ths College Gud? Watchman: Ya, i had Completed My MBA here & Got Placement Immediately.!
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Flowers + butterfly =A beautiful scene. Stars + moon =A romantic night. Rain + monsoon = A lovely weather. U + ur smile = Heart attack 2 me.
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American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email Santa: In India, it is only with a female!
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1 bar Chor pakadne ki machine bnayi gai USA me 1 din me 15 chor pkde gae Russia me 20 China me 30 India me ghante me machine hi chori ho gayi
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Dipu Raat ko apni moti Biwi se bolta he-Sisak sisak k mrna thek he ya ek dum BIwi=Ek dum Dipu=To apni dusri tang bhi mujh pe rakh de.
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Mom=Jab B'frnd kiss kare to bolo "don't" aur jab gale lage to bolo "stop" 2nd day Beti=mom usne dono ek saath kiya to mene bola- "dont STOP"
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Dipu 2 His Damad=Me nai chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek gadhe k sath guzare.. Damad=Bus,isi liye me use yaha se le jane aya hu..
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Dipu Dentist Ke Pass Gaya. Aur Wahan Zor-Zor Se Hasne Laga. Fir, Ghar Wapas Aa Gaya Kyun? Kyu Ki Wo Waha "Daant Dikhane Gaya Tha Na"
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Santa at petrol pump-Bhai,10 Rs. Ka petrol dal de Attendant-itne petrol me Kahan jana hai? S-jana kahan,hame yun hi paise udane ka shauk he.
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Galib ne apni GF ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai Girl:i am late Galib:falak pe sitaro ko nend aa rhi hai. 2sri ka time ho gya tu ab aa rahi hai
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Galib ne apni GF ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai Girl:i am late Galib:falak pe sitaro ko nend aa rhi hai. 2sri ka time ho gya tu ab aa rahi hai
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I sawyour dad paying the bill !!!
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Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye, Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye, Ek Message To Kar De Dost, Warna Duniya Wale Samjhenge Hum Dono Juda Ho Gaye..
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Wife : Oye ji, Sunte ho, utho utho, raat ke 2 baje hai.. Husband : kyu uthaya mujhe... Wife : Aap nind ki goli Lena to bhul hi gaye!
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Baap- Padosh ki Ladki ko dekho wo Exam me 1st Aai Hai Beta- Usiko dekhta Tha tabhi to fail Ho gaya
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Sita-Mera fiancy Kesa Laga? Gita-Achha! Par, Hasta he to Daant Bure lagte he Sita-Lgne do Shadi ke Baad use Hasne ka Moka hi nhi dungi
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Jewellery shop me 1 SANTA ki zabardast pitayi ho gayi kyu? Usne Sales Girl se kaha Item Ghazab ki he Aaj SONE ka kya Bhav hai?
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In 1947,India said-"Hindusthan ZINDABAD.." In 2008,Coz of corruption India saying-"Hindusthan SE ZINDA BHAG!"
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Teachr:Wat is ur fathr? Santa:I.C.S.in summer& P.C.S.in wintr Teachr:Wats dat? Santa:Ice-cream seller in sumer & Pakoda chat sellr in winter
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Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday! Husband: Why?? Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book "How to Cook"!:-)
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Tiwinkle-2 yaran di car Khadke glassi in d bar, Punjabi bhangra te chicken try tuhanu New Year di lakh lakh vadhai "Happy New Year"
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Receive my simple gift of Luv wrapped wid Sincerity Tied wid Care & Sealed wid Blesings to Keep u Hapy & Safe all d life long Happy New Year
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Have joy, success,cheers & EXPRESS Ur Self 2 d Limit In All through d SpaRKLing upcoming year of 2009 ***HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009***
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O myDear forget ur Fear Let all ur Dreams b clear Never put Tear Plz Hear I want to tell 1thing in ur Ear Wishing u a vry HaPpY nEw YeAr 2009..
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A year No 12 months No 366 days No 8784 hours No 527040 minutes No 31622400 seconds Comes 2 an end.. Very HaPpy New Year to U & Ur Family
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"Happy New Year" I Know Its Early. But I Have 100s Of Sexy Girls 2 Wish. So I Decided To Finish Off Gents & Uncles & Aunties 1st...
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Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya Bnta:Aj toh maze se ki hogi? Snta:Khaak maze se ki,radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya,khade-khade krni padi!
Apna hath sir par firao, 1 bar fir firao, 2 bar firao, Chalo 1 bar fir dono hath firao, Ab to yakin aa gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hote.
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Waiter gives bill 2 Santa. Santa:Take this card. Waiter:Bu t sir,this is Ration card. Santa:So what? U hv written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
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Teacher 2 Ramu="TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" is shlok ka kya arth hai? Ramu=Tum so jayo maa,me Jyoti k pass ja raha hu...
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Teacher=Delhi me kutubminar hai.. Santa was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up Teacher=what i said Santa=Delhi me kutta bimar hai...
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Jab Apka Janam hua, Badal fata, Adbhut Roshani hui, God khud sab ke samne Prakat hue or bole-"SORRY,Galti ho gai.Please ADJUST kar lena"
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One Kanjus on his death time. My wife Where r u? Wife=YeS I'm here Kanjus=My sons r u all here!! Yes!Papa To Fir us room me pankha Q On Hai!!
Wife= Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti. HUSBAND= Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Hafte Change karta
Banta-Ye chitthi tum kise likh rahe ho? Santa-khud ko. Banta-Isme kya likha hai? Santa-maloom nhi. Banta- kyun? Santa-Abhi mujhe mili kaha.
Biwi ne Bade Pyar Se pati K gale me Bahen Dalkar pucha "Kaisa lag raha he Ji? Pati: Jaise Bhagwan Shankar K gale me Naag Lipte ho.
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Santa: "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Banta: Naari Ka Matlab Hai ShAkTi. Santa: To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Banta: 'Sehen-Shakti'.
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Santa:- Aaj maine pani ko ullu banaya. Banta:- kaise? Santa:- Maine nahane k liye pani garam kiya or thande pani se naha liye....
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Sharabi Pati:Darwaja Kholo... Wife Ne Darwaja Khola Pati:Tu Kaun He? Wife:Aila Mujhko Hi Bhul Gaya! Pati:Nasha Hr Gum Bhula Deta Hai BEHAN.
Uthetay Hai Jab Ye Haath Dua Ko, Rab Se Tere Liye Hi Faryaad Karte Hai, Tum Humain Bhula Bhi Do To Kya, Hum To Tumhe Har Pal Yaad Karte Hai.
Interviewer: what is your birth date?. Santa: 13th October. Which year?. Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He Girl:Itni Salary Mein Yhi Aata He Boss:Manager,isko 3 months tak Salary mat Dena
Mariz: Is operation se muje kuch ho jaaye to, Tum is doctor se shadi kar Lena.. Wife: kyo? Mariz: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi ek rasta he
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In A Cricket Ground.. Security:Cricket Match Is Over Now,Why R U Stil Sitting? Sardar: oye..yaar!! Iam waiting for HIGHLIGHT play
Nokrani: malkin udas kyun ho? Malkin: mujhe lagta hai unka office me kisi se chakkar hai! Nokrani: nahi wo mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte
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Teacher: Ram what's your favourite state? Ram: Maharashtra Teacher: How do you spell it? Ram: Err.. I like UP much better.
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