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Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 min, 4ward dat to her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg >AB
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Santa watchman ne sher ka pinjra khula chod diya officer-Tumne sher ka pinjra lock ni kiya? Santa-Kya zarurat hai sir iska kon chori karega? >AB .
The Most Illuminating Saying Ever: "If ur Father is a Poor Man, Its ur Destiny.. But if ur Father-in-law is a Poor Man.. ts ur Stupidity! >Avneet ..
One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam! ;) >Avneet
Bhagvan ka diya Sab kuch h, Balance h,Phone h, Network h, Itna rutba h, Ki kisiko bhi misscall karu to msg ki line lag sakti h, Bas 1 aap ke msg ki ka
mi he...
Wen u propose a girl,its Direct MarketingWen u call her,its Tele Marketing;Wen she walks 2u,its Brand Recognition;Wen she slaps u,its Custmer Feedback
Money can buy bed but not sleep >Money can buy house but not rest So transfer all your money to my account & be happy.... >Avneet Bhargava
Santa to Banta-- oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? BANTA:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye. JOIN BHARGAVA @567678
Whiskey+Water=injuriou s 2health >Brandy+Water=injurious 2health >Rum+Water=injurious 2 health >Gin+Water=Injurious 2health >So don't use water
Santa Singh was walking down d street wen he saw a banana peel on da roadside. HE EXCLAIMED- oops today i m going again fall on that.
When I cry no 1 sees my tears,When I m worried no 1 sees my pain,When I m happy no 1 sees my smile Bt Saala 1 ladki k sath ghumo to sari duniya dekhti
hai
Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du. 2sra: dekhne me kesi h? 1dost: achi hai 2sra: To fir mera number de de. >Avneet
T'cher:If ur dad has Rs10and u ask him for Rs5,how much wud ur dad still have? student:Rs10. T'cher:YouDont know maths.student:You dont know my father
Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa shouted:Oye R u Mad?V r already 3, don't have seat 4 u. >BHARGAVA
Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa shouted:Oye R u Mad?V r already 3, don't have seat 4 u. >BHARGAVA
Ek admi chupke se nark se swarg me ghus gaya Farishto ne use khub mara Wo utha,kapde jhade or bola isi harkat k karan koi swarg me nai aata. >Avneet
Pati: Shri Krishan ki 3 Raniya Thi.Is Hisab se m 2 shaadi Aur Kar sakta Hoon. Biwi Boli: Bs itna Yaad Rakhna ke Draupdi ke bhi 5 pati the.
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Mummy: jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega, usse hi me ye saari toffies dungi. Sonu: tab to ye saari toffee papa ko hi milengi >Avneet sms me @9411056259
Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho? Halwai:30 Saal Se..! Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat he Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..! ;)>Avneet Bhargava
Santa:-Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta:-Kya hua, ro kyu rahe ho? Santa:-Yar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pe raha tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha >AB
Wife-Suniyeji Aapka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Rha He, Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nhi? Sardar-Me Use Kyu Roku? Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya.!>Avneet
Ek baar santa road per ja raha tha tabhi usney ek cheez uthai aur phek di and he said "Saley log bhi tatti aisey kartey hai jaisey Samosa pada ho. >AB
Santa:Mai Thermos laya hu, isme thandi cheez thandi & garam cheez garam rehti hai. Biwi: To usme apne kya bhara? Santa: 3Cup Coffee n 2Cup Pepsi. >AB
Pani ko b DAARU bna dete. Tere liye DAARU ke tub bhrwa dete. Kambkht pite nahi he hum Wrna tumhare liye "TAJ MAHAL"ko b DANCE BAR bnwa dete
Frndz Get limit problem? solution is here Just reply to increase ur Limit by sending PREF 50 07:00Am 09:00Pm --JOIN LOVERSPARK
Santa to banta "oye tu hr sms mujhe 2baar Q bejhta hai" banta wo is liye,k agar tuje 1 frwrd karna ho to 2sra to tere paas rehna chahiye na >Avneet
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