A true frnd is 1 who c d first tear in ur eyes, Catches d second n stops d third.if 4th 1 comes he slaps u n says- NAUTANKI BANDH KAR BEY!! >Avneet

Na 'sachhai' badi, Na 'Khuddari' Badi, Na 'Bhalai' Badi, Na 'Imandari' Badi, Bada Wo Hai Jiske Ghar ke Bahar 'Ferrari motor' he Khadi. >Avneet Bhargav

Wife: Yaha kyu khade ho..? FATTU:Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu..! Wife:To jao na khade kyu ho? FATTU:Kaise jau..bahar kutta khada hai..>Avneet

Wife:Tum Bahar Jate Ho To Main Hamesha Ghabrati Rehti Hu. Pati:Dont Worry Main Zaldi Aaunga. Wife: Tumhari Isi Harkat Se To Mei Ghabrati Hu >AB

Lady:Doctor! Plz cal my husband inside. Dr.:Trust me,i am a gentleman Lady:no Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside& my husband is not a gentleman. >AB

1st class me Student apne papa se Student:papa aj mam ne 1sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata tha Papu:Blackboard pr susu kisne kiya hai

Santa:ped pe chada to Bandar ne poocha:Upar kyon aaya? Banta:Apple khane Bandar:Yeh to aam ka ped hai Banta:Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Wife: Yaha kyu khade ho..? FATTU:Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu..! Wife:To jao na khade kyu ho? FATTU:Kaise jau..bahar kutta khada hai.. haha

Sir jo sabse nalayak hai vo khada ho jaye 1 bacha khada hua sir-tum mante ho ki tum nalayak ho bacha-aap akele khade ache nahi lag rahe the >AB

Basanti-bhag dhanno bhag. Aaj teri basanti ki ijjat ka sawal he. Dhanno-tujhe apni padi he. Mera soch jiske piche Gabbar k 10 ghode pade hai >AB

Sardar: is mirror ki kya gurantee hai Shopkeeper aap isko 100 floor se niche girooe ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tutega Sardar: wow!! Pak it >Avneet

MUNNA: Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?MAMU: B.A. MUNNA: Aila do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta! 4 More Jokes SmS JOIN BHARGAVA to 9980199801 .....

Pundit:- Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Boy: Wow,kya bat hai. pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahi hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hai. >AB

Bus accident:- A man crying O! my hand was cut down "santa:y r u crying Control urself Dont cry.C that man,He has lost his head n very silent. >AB

Santa cricket ground mein.Security Guard:Cricket match khatam ho gaya tum ab tak kyon baithe ho? Santa:Oye yaar, Highlights k liye ruka hun..

Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gayeTujhe apna banate banate begane ho gayePukar le 1 bar yar se ae dostBandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gya

Funny But True Fact Relation Between Today's Husband & Wife- They Can Toch Each other But They cannot touch each other's Mobile phone...>AB

Santa at bar in New York. A Man says 'Johny Walker single' Another one says 'Peter Scotch single' Santa says 'Santa Singh Maried' *BHARGAVA*

1 Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha Musafir Ne Pucha Darr Nahi Lagta? Aadmi-Darne Ki Kya Baat He Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya

Puri botal na sahi 1 jam ho jae, Mulakat na sahi dua salam ho jae, E khuda jinki yad me hum bimar ho gae Unhe kam se kam jukam to ho jae.

Santa saw very High BSNL tower & RedLight glowing on the top and said "INDIA is developing fast, See the traffic light for Aeroplanes..!!"

Sardr:U have cheated me. Shopekeeper:How? Sardr:U said this is American made radio.But,when i put it on,it said:"This is All India Radio." >AB

Wo Lve Lve Likhti Rhi Wo Live Live Padta Rha Wo Kis Kis Likhti Rhi Wo Kas Kas Padta Rah,Wo Sadi Krke Chli Gyi Wo Englis course sikhta raha.

Santa Ki Dadi Mar Gayi. 3-4 Admi Bole Maa Hame Bhi Le Jati Apne Saath... Santa- Chup Ho Jao Kamino Maa Kya SCORPIO Karke Gayi He !!!